It’s hard to know what was real and what was not today. So what has the cOOp so terribly vexed?

Did Kelly Slater retire today? We actually kinda believe this one. There’s just no way this can be true. #kellyslater

Our favorite subversive artist, Banksy, was apparently arrested by the Hollywood sign. Kinda don’t believe this one. #Banksy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80qcY0llL4

Bob Barker returned to the Price Is Right! And the price was right, bitch.

Funny or Die launched Dips, the newest competitor to Vine. We find it more entertaining.

Amazon’s home page reverted to the ugly-ass design sensibilities of circa 2000 (1999 specifically), and a bunch of links that pranksters would love.

Google brought a chuckle to our…faces…or something like that, with their backwards website – even the URL is backwards! I think that just confirms that they now own the internets. #comgoogle

Google Introduces Dial-Up mode. Cause, you know, there’s no time to take a break while waiting for your dirty pictures to download.

Google has been busy. And all retro-y. Google Smartbox, by…Google. For your regular mailbox. But, what if, like the cOOp’s, your mailbox is a slot in the door?

Google’s been super busy. And running out of funny ideas. Getting kinda lame. But A for effort, and commitment.

Feel like a narcissistic buzz?

One good turn deserves another.

Ok, one more turn.

Another turn! We’re going full-circle here. And we might be…oddly intrigued.

Pizza flavored beer? How lazy can you be? “I can’t be eating all that pizza and drinking all that beer! Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgmBnWQj1S0

Well shoot, if this is fake, then it needs to be invented. Tinder for Uber. When the bar’s close, the desperate can call for a desperate Uber driver to take them home. Brilliant!

LinkedIn’s new Magic Mirror app. Upload your photo and find out what your career should be. Where was this 20 years ago??

Real estate and rental company, Trulia, made an app to help you find a roommate? Where was this 20 years ago??

The All-Time Best Aprils Fool’s prank. Too bad it wasn’t on April 1st…or even an intentional prank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YNHq1qc44

Looking for a quick and easy dirty way of getting out of your relationship? April 1st is the perfect day.

Let’s finish up by getting you prepared for next year…

Here’s some more good uns to get your really ready.